Friday, September 07, 2007

Assistants of manager

As I think I've mentioned before, I love spam written in badly fractured English. I got this one today:

Manager Assistant

A big international company with great experience and potential is looking for assistants of manager because of growing of its business.

We will be happy to see you in our team if you fit our requirements:

You must:
  • Be creative
  • Be honest
  • Have an access to the Internet
  • Have a possibility to check you e-mail several times a day
  • Be a citizen of the US
That last requirement rules me out. Rats.