I got this spam in the mail today:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (site name deleted) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
Kill himself and eat his dog?
(Sorry I haven't been writing much here - I'll try to do better as soon as the temperature in my apartment goes lower than, say, 86 degrees. And as soon as I get off my sorry butt and write more.)