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I love spam written by people for whom English is obviously a second, or possibly third, language. Here's one I got today:

Dear [deleted]:
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And spammers are trying a new trick to get people to view their website: bogus mailing list verifications. Here's one I got the other day:

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I haven't tried following the link, as I figure it'll be something I definitely don't want to see.